You ask, what is my art?

My life it is my art,
this road I walk
                 my canvas.
My body is my brush,
God knows
                 What are the colours?


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1e10 friends for ∞

All right, that's it, fuck it.
Fuck privacy.

Embrace the NWO: 1e10 friends.
Plaster your life all over the internet

for ∞ eternity ∞

No need to worry
It'll be lost in "The Cloud"
of too much information
to humanly process.

Enter the robots,
new class divisions,
and empires of automation,
until the oil runs out.

God bless our Delicious Earth.
We'll suck her dry.




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god_writes_good_code.py

# Copyright (c) 2010 DBW.
# This program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
# it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
# the Free Software Foundation; version 2 of the License.
 
# This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
# but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
# MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
# GNU General Public License for more details.

# pygmentize -f html -o god_writes_good_code.html god_writes_good_code.py
# More info @ http://burstcoding.blogspot.com/2010/04/rendering-code-via-pygments-in-your.html

import nltk
from nltk.corpus import PlaintextCorpusReader as PtCr

import numpy
import os


def cache_url(url, gunzip=True):
    """fetch the url locally if not already local.
    gunzip - {True,False} - pass through gunzip or not
    """

    filename = os.path.split(url)[-1]
    ext = os.path.splitext(url)[-1]

    # will we be unzipping?
    if gunzip and ext==".gz":
        unzipped = filename[:-3]
        if not os.path.exists(unzipped):
            err = os.system("gunzip -f %s" % filename)
            if err!=0:
                raise OSError, "gunzip error on file: %s" % filename
    
        return unzipped


    elif not os.path.exists(filename):
        err = os.system('wget %s' % url)
        if err!=0:
            raise OSError, "wget error on url: %s" % url

    return filename


def draw_from_cfdist(cfdist):
    
    values = numpy.array(cfdist.values())
    keys = cfdist.keys()
    a = numpy.add.accumulate(values)
    # draw random integer upto end of a+1
    rndi = numpy.random.randint(a[-1]+1)
    idx = a.searchsorted(rndi)
    return keys[idx]
    
def generate_model(cfdist, word, num=15):

    for i in range(num):
        print word, 
        word = draw_from_cfdist(cfdist[word])


if __name__=="__main__":

    # King James bible and New Hacker's Dictionary.
    sources = {'kjv':'http://www.ccim.org/~bible/kjv.rawtxt.gz',
               'nhd':'http://catb.org/jargon/oldversions/jarg2912.txt'}

    urls = sources.values()

    # cache the urls and get filenames
    filenames = []
    for url in urls:
        filenames.append(cache_url(url))

    source_files = dict(zip(sources.keys(),filenames))

    # Make a corpus out of local cache
    local_corpus = PtCr('.',source_files.values())

    words = reduce(lambda x,y: x+y, [local_corpus.words(source_files[src]) for src in source_files])

    print "Generating bigrams."

    bigrams = nltk.bigrams(words)

    print "Generating cfd."

    cfd = nltk.ConditionalFreqDist(bigrams)


    for i in range(20):
        generate_model(cfd,'God')
        print "\n"

Utterings of god_writes_good_code.py

God. It is a PDP - paired keyboard macros or parents, that sin
God rather limited their Xerox PARC
God hath put them a sagan
God be willing to construct
God, my roaring lion, and how the universal constructor
God Righteous featurectomies are only if the sour wonton soup is shed innocent
God of mercy on. A pastime is no pleasure in this naming convention
God doth not till all unwanted notoriety
God is cruft: and would cleave unto the LORD, and see the city
God. Female hackers at midnight, and praying, lest my son
God of Solomon gave him: black art not profit margin
God is usually generalizations of a reply, and hast paid the congregation
God, saying and forty years of socks: I am that
God of God our uncomely parts of language
God of rocks I am God, the Chinese Army technique, I conceived
God; and none other; and the knees to his son of Waterloo
God hath been with thee, it, and came to thee ? for science
God of the book of a cloudy pillar stand upon the next day: 9
God in hackish sense 2 Go not unto Taanathshiloh, and his feet.
God: so I will; and with her suburbs, so, whatsoever is.
God, / n. Hackers are essentially dead ? And Moses
God is hardened, Fear not himself for his neighbour in all his mercy
God made loops with us
God: I gather it into a procedure to keep under
God of electric service attack with the floppy disk



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